I'm not as dumb as I am.

super-who-locked-in:

inimicaldolly:

generalivan:

princeaspartame:

eerieeriquitecontreeri:

dinosaursmooching:

icanttellyouwhotobe:

hiphopfightssnacks:

wait what i don’t get it

Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

are you fucking kidding me

beginning to dislike her more and more

she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

Them social justice bloggers getting fucking schooled

pokemonnurse:

shinjimikami:

ok

Thank

darlinghepburn:

Audrey in Rome

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I got locked out of our new house a few days ago without any shoes on and ended up bloodying and scraping the bottom of my feet. I kind of scaled a wall thinking I was still a 22-year-old superhero.

queensoucouyant:

piccolowasablackman:

I need to reblog this again because this cat’s face

you can see it counting down from ten in its head

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons